Some say, "Pop, Coke, or Soda.. Mouse?...WTF?"

So last night my wife and I are sitting in our room doing our normal thing.  I was on my laptop and she was on her puter.  Now my spouse has to take some meds a few hours before bed and they have a tendency of making her brain scrambled, loopy,  wompy-jawed so about an hour after taking her meds last night she jumps out of her chair and says "there is something crawling around over here!"  Let me also tell you my readers that earlier in the evening our child had already ran into our room saying she saw a mouse in the kitchen, so paranoia was already settled into my wife's mind.  So being the husband/man-of-the-house/the apparent rodent destroyer I trudged my way off of my laptop to investigate the situation.  So I am pulling everything out from underneath the table and moving the baskets that are on the floor when little Miss Dopey leans back over and says hold on a sec....and grabs her 20 ounce mountain dew bottle off of the table and says oh..I didn't get the cap screwed on all the way so it was making hissing noises...To say the least we have had a pretty good laugh over it.  I am waiting for her to take a nose dive to the floor and start screaming "in-coming". 
  In all seriousness I truly love and value my wife.  She is a great person, a loving wife, and a dedicated mother.  I am very blessed to have her in my life.